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stupid things people say... okay this isnt fair, i swear im not MENTALLY RETARDED as it appears below- they were just off days... :)

" your in a transdental mood, thats all karly" - meagan ( what the hell !?! )
  (my kinda man!!)
 
Conan O' Brian:  "So Snoop Dogg, i heard you kicked the habit of smoking weed? Hows that going for you?
Snoop Dogg: " it kicked me back"
 
 
meagan: technology is really mans best friend
karly: you named your dog technology?
 
 
meagan: dude karly, that girl is such a slut ( points at some chick )
karly: dont be such a bitch, shes horizantilly accesible 
 
TexchiK005: omg, your like pimpin me out to people!!!
TexchiK005: so embarassing, stop!!!
meghill05: HHAHAHAHA HELL YEA BABY
TexchiK005: bahahahahahah!!!!
meghill05: a lil rule of thumb:
meghill05: when you dont put yourself out there.. i will
TexchiK005: bahahahahahahahahahah!!!
TexchiK005: omg!!!! cant i have a little break from the last guy!!!!
TexchiK005: duh!!! im not putting myself out
meghill05: no way dude... we dont take breaks
TexchiK005: wahtever leave me alone...
TexchiK005: bahahahahha oh yeah thats right were whores
meghill05: i totally found you one,,,
TexchiK005: oh gawd!!!
meghill05: taylor!!!!
TexchiK005: well is he cute?
meghill05: karly.. would i set you up with a non cute guy?!?!?!
TexchiK005: yeah but you think that jon kid is hot and i dont!
meghill05: wait.. i dont think he's hot..
meghill05: i think he's cute
meghill05: total difference***
TexchiK005: VERY TRUE
meghill05: and thats because you already have a judgement on him... no freinds!!
TexchiK005: no but hes not cute to me!!! his brother is hot though
TexchiK005: BAHAHAHAHAH
meghill05: but youll meet him next week (taylor)
TexchiK005: no!!!
meghill05: yes!!!!
TexchiK005: omg!!! leave me alone!!! how embarassing!!!
meghill05: how???
meghill05: if you want.. we'll bring some guys with us
TexchiK005: itll be like an awkward set up thing ...!!!
meghill05: so its not obvious
TexchiK005: shoot me in the face now
TexchiK005: well who are you gonna date... better be one of this friends!!!
meghill05: no no no no you have a beautiful face.. youd want to keep it
TexchiK005: wait what college does he go to?
meghill05: BBBBHAHAHAHA im just really close with them... if i did anything with them it would ruin everything
TexchiK005: no just no, leave me alone!!!! who are his friends?
meghill05: HCC  it hink right now and hes gonna trasfer next year to UT
meghill05: like justin..
meghill05: stevo
TexchiK005: well if hes leaving next year then whats the point!!
meghill05: no like a year from now
TexchiK005: oh... are his friends hot?
meghill05: some
meghill05: all groups have their flaw ppl and hot ppl
meghill05: duh
TexchiK005: do they smoke pot... i like pot smokers! their all laid back and shit
meghill05: hell yea
TexchiK005: bahahahahahahahah
TexchiK005: omg im laughing soooo hard!!!
TexchiK005: flawed people!? your gonna burn in hell do you realize that?!
meghill05: a.) i would only hook you up with hot, tall, stoners
TexchiK005: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
meghill05: thats my second rule of thumb
meghill05: he drives a 2002 cobra!!
TexchiK005: arent those like mustangs?
meghill05: yea
TexchiK005: niiice...
TexchiK005: i mean... live at home?
meghill05: i think he shares an apartemtn with this kid named matt
TexchiK005: wow you know alot from just one night... very imformative!!! you should do this professionally
meghill05: yes i know
meghill05: im sucha smooth talker
TexchiK005: hahahah hell yeah
TexchiK005: does this kid have acne?
meghill05: NO HE HAS A CLEAR COMPLEXION
TexchiK005: ok im trying to find a damn excuse, work with me woman- i dont want to be set up!!!
 
 

not so bright moments for kar -
 
Krogers Man : "ma'am do you have any identification proving that your 21?"
Karly: "huh?"
Krogers Man: "to purchase this, ( holds up rum) - you have to be 21"
Karly: "oooh, yeah, ok, we're not going to drink it , were gonna cook with  it"
Krogers Man: "you can't buy this if your not 21"
Karly: "but im not gonna drink it, promise! we're making crepes!!"
Krogers Man: "sorry maam but with no identification i cant allow you to buy this"
Karly: "i dont think you understand ( doesnt understand why they arent selling it to her ) im taking my services to HEB"
Krogers Man: "good luck with that then ma'am"
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karly got yelled at for going behind the counter at randalls to help the asian baker woman decorate the cakes
 
THE BOSS: "excuse me but you need to step on the other side of the counter, this side is for employees only"
karly: "its okay your not paying me, im free!!"
 

*** karly your not the brightest crayon in the box but your funny as hell ***

okay i sound dumb sometimes but im for real smart!

***kar***
knweed.jpg
im so photogenic

well damn

                                  QUESTIONS!                                            
who other than karly makes up "flows" about porn while brushing teeth? 
 
who other than meagan buys porn for the editorials?

************* karly and meagan*************