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PEOPLE THAT FLIP OUT WHEN THE COPS SHOW UP...
okay i know, scary scary the cops are here! but people dont have have a fucking cow... we are in HIGHSCHOOL it should be instinctive!!! i hate it when people start screaming... oh no not obvious at all that drunk people are livin it up inside the house, come on!!! or the people that scream "lock the doors, lock the doors, they need a warrant to get inside " ... okay dumbass it sounds like a brilliant idea but the cops have no fucking problem breaking the door down, ive seen it happen, and if your inside when it happens then your FUCKED!!!!! hiding- now thats not a bad idea... their are GOOD spots to hide ( in the attic under all the shit people stock up there ) then you have BAD spots ( behind a couch or counter top )... if the cops are coming in the house either hide in an UNOBVIOUS SPOT or hightail your ass outta there!!! and if you choose to hightail your ass out, HAUL ASS!!! were young, we are more fit , and we are being chased by fucking cops, we SHOULD be able to out run the damn cops... IF I CAN DO IT, YALL SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT!!! ***karly***
CRYING GIRLS
we all know the type... listen ladies, nobody wants to see you fucking crying. nobody cares that your dog died or that you broke your damn nail- keep the tears to yourself you attention seeking whores!! thats the reason theres so many damn bathrooms around, so if you feel like your about to cry do cinco students a favor and leave.
PRETEND DRUNKS
now these people are just stupid. why the hell would you pretend to be drunk? why not just get trashed? its because their pussies and are scared to get too wasted incase the cops come or some shit. but we all have been around them. their the girls, hell theirs even guys, that take 5 sips of beer and act like they can barely walk straight. now girls use the excuse of being drunk to go fuck everyone in sight. why dont you just accept that people only like you for your services and actually just get fucked up. the world would be a much better place.
STUPID DRUNKS
i love drunk people, dont get me wrong. but is it neccesary to jump off balconys in heels when your drunk? or to sit on the side window of a car and try to catch a flying football coming towards you? dont be a damn liability by falling outta the freakin car. chances are if your drunk the people around you are drunk and if you do stupid shit and hurt yourself then you deserve to be left alone/behind for being so fucking stupid.
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH MAKEUP?
okay girls this is for your own good...boys arent attracted to raccoons, i dont know if you've noticed that or not but why the hell are you wearing so much black eyeliner? esp. the 14 year old freshman girls who are going for the whole britney spears look.. it ain't happen, sry. as for the face make up, is it really neccesary to PAINT your face on?? i mean shit i personally feel bad for the pores on your face suffering from suffacation, let em breathe. your not icing a cake so lay off ladies.i m pretty sure the boys dont want a nice imprint of your face left on their shirt after you give them a hug... so the waxiblonde advice? lay off... we understand your makeup needs.. but really? does it matter? mascara and concealer is usually a must.. so thats understandable but that with blush.. foundation.. lip liner.. eye liner.. base.. powder.. shimmer.. nah its not working!! and ok!! glitter is not cool, do not wear!!
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Self Absorbed Guys
boys, boys,boys- cant live with them, cant live without them!! but you know the kinds of guys that are completely infactuated with THEMSELVES. the guys that when they yawn, bring their arms up just to flex and check out their own 'guns' !!! or the guys that look in the mirror more than i do!!! or my favorite are the guys that ( bless their hearts ) dont have big muscles or killer looks but still have the balls to think their better than everyone!! its called fucking humility, go get some you douche bags!!
theres nothing wrong with being curvy, but that man has some big curves!!!
Neighbors that constantly call the cops!
well... these are the people that deserve to be fucking locked up..they have no damn lives of their own so they sit around and watch their teenage neighbors live it up... they're simply too damn jealous of you so they have to go and CALL THE FUCKING COPS
but fine go ahead bitch, you just fucking wish you were over here throwing down the brusques like i was... people don't like people that call the cops so don't do it! It really fucks with people's lives.. one idiot has called the cops on her neighbor (meagan) five fucking times! and she got 10 people tickets and a lot of people pist.. so some real advice?? put the phone down.. relax.. and join the party!!!
WANNA BE WHORES
this is directed toward one girl inpeticular... now im not into naming names, but shes the chick who pretended to hook up with jake gandie and he denied it completely the next day... SUCKS, shes also the chick at parties that everyone wants to stone because she is so gawd damn annoying, always trying to get some ass... your like a girl with waaaay too much testocerone, lordy!! here's my advice... WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOUR A WHORE?? most girls try and avoid that and here you are makin up shit to make you sound all experienced and sexy... THATS NOT THE WAY IT WORKS... the more guys that girls have been with doesnt make you EXPERIENCED it makes you DIRTY... and the fact that YOU WANT THAT TITLE, makes you even more STD prone, b/c damn, noone knows where you've been!!! so yeah, i fucking hate you bitch.... oh well----
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